Best friend is stuck on ain’t shit dude with good d*ck apparently πŸ™„πŸ™„Idk what else to say to convince her to let this Sagg man GO! He is NOTHING but trouble and drama πŸ™„ I need major advice πŸ˜©

If you find yourself being dickmatized, you need to drop whatever you’re doing and give yourself a pep talk

Let’s create a flow chart:
1.Remember ur feelings aren’t for him, it’s for the penis 

2.He ain’t shit cause u have to stalk his social media

3. He got emotional issues that’s why he won’t commit. You can find that peen on a man that’ll commit and has a 401k and at least a 730

4. You don’t want kids by this man cause he’s already shady as hell. SNAP OUT OF IT YOU HAVE GOALS 

5. His friends look better than him

6. You’ve gotten through this before. You can beat his sorcery.

7. There’s someone else that can make u cry from having back to back orgasms

8. He was a little ugly when you first met him. The dick gave him that glow πŸ˜‚

9. BITCH YOU’RE POPPIN.

10. Replace him with the nice guy who won’t stop texting you. Even if he’s boring. Go out to remind yourself YOU HAVE OPTIONS

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